“Tho-o-rns?”

“No!”

“Hey! You don’t even know what I wanted to ask.”

“Doesn’t matter. The answer is no!”

“Don’t you think that’s unfair?”

“No!”

“Oh, come on!”

“Hell, Ardor! How often do I need to tell you? You want something? Say it flat out! No Tho-o-rns-ing me with your big eyes! Because you know what? That’s unfair!”

sifaseven

smokeybissli:

merrymacaron:

caffeinatedcrafting:

Who says you need to order carry out for fried rice?

Ingredients:

  • 1/2 Cup brown whole grain rice
  • Onion, Diced
  • Carrots, Diced
  • 1 Egg
  • Olive Oil
  • Soy Sauce
  • Vinegar

Instructions:

  • Steam Rice for 45 min, add a little bit of vinegar with the water to make sticky
  • Dice veggies, throw  into pan with oil
  • Throw on rice and cake down
  • Cook for 4-5 min on medium-high heat
  • Flip/Mix Rice
  • Cook for another 4-5 min
  • Move the rice over for the scrambled egg, dice and mix as the egg cooks
  • Throw on soy sauce, let simmer for ~30-45 seconds
  • Eat :3

LET ME TELL YOU A THING IM THE BEST AT FRIED RICE! IM THE MOTHERFUCKING KING OF FRIED RICE!

lol that’s my go to poor students meal when we scramble for pennies 

First pictures of our new family members.

We set out to get the gray and the red one. And then the third one begged we should not leave her behind.

They are super cute, trustful and cuddly.

Gray and Red purr really loud.

We have not named them yet.

At the moment they are confined to the bathroom. they are house trained but they brought a lot of uninvited guests with them. I am glad I still had some pulicide at home.